{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "bought a bunch of liquor at once for my bar team's yard party on my credit card (and used it for afterparty rounds at the bar)...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185605624808/", "html": "<p>bought a bunch of liquor at once for my bar team&rsquo;s yard party on my credit card (and used it for afterparty rounds at the bar) and Facebook mobile this week went from its occasional 4AM \u201chey, do you need a DUI lawyer?\u201d ads to like straight-up after-action tonics and mail-in A/G liver function tests</p><p>I dunno it\u2019s about as far off as when they decided I was a real estate investor for a few months but I do feel seen</p><p>man how fucking ridiculous does it sound that the internet used to be the escape from the Big Other</p>"}