shrine to the prophet of americana

happy pride month kings

isaacmemes:

tromboneislyfe:

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stimman4000:

happy pride month kings

he was fucking just eating cookie dough alone on the dance floor I can’t handle this

it is my great pleasure to share with you that the “cookie dough” was in fact cocaine and HONY censored the story for publication

This is so much better than the original

That was a wild ride of a post.

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