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kontextmaschine:

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me: Badger I\u2019m glad you only kill the ugly brown+grey ones but the birds are our friends, I wish you\u2019d hunt more rodents

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Badger: ::leaves a field mouse for me to find when I wake up::

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me: see there you go

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Badger: ::jumps in the window while I\u2019m playing vidya to drop off a whole-ass rat::

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me: holy shit

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Badger: oh hey here’s a mouse with its spine broken so it’s still trying to pull itself around by its front arms like a desert straggler in a newspaper comic

Badger: it can’t live, but it’s not dead yet and now you have to deal with it

Badger: kthxbai I’m going out the window, maybe don’t pass judgment on what I kill if you can’t back it up

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