{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "you, a doctor: *handing me my new born baby* I\u2019m sorry but your wife didn\u2019t make it\n me, an intellectual: *handing baby back to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185500209070/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://shacklesburst.tumblr.com/post/185492727515/kahvileib-shacklesburst-you-a-doctor\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">shacklesburst</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://kahvileib.tumblr.com/post/185490654955/shacklesburst-you-a-doctor-handing-me-my-new\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kahvileib</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://shacklesburst.tumblr.com/post/166670535045/you-a-doctor-handing-me-my-new-born-baby-im\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">shacklesburst</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><b>you, a doctor</b>: *handing me my new born baby* I\u2019m sorry but your wife didn\u2019t make it</p>\n<p><b>me, an intellectual</b>: *handing baby back to him* bring me the one my wife made</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>This has nothing to do with the joke but ever since I read it I\u2019ve found it hilarious and I\u2019ll take whatever flimsy excuse to share it.<br/><br/>This is an excerpt from a transcribed diary of Thomas Stafford Wollocombe, who served as an officer in the Great War. The diary entry is dated 25th January 1915.<br/></p>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"407\" data-orig-width=\"1405\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_psvep82FZy1rx9jpf_540_1ca8fe1c5b8f.png\" data-orig-height=\"407\" data-orig-width=\"1405\"/></figure><p>Never a dull moment reading the accounts of these gentlemen.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>The greatest addition to this post I\u2019ve seen so far.<br/></p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_psvep82FZy1rx9jpf_540_1ca8fe1c5b8f.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 156}