{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185489739388/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://uncklerman.tumblr.com/post/171912581501/jelloapocalypse-jelloapocalypse\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">uncklerman</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/171695931987/jelloapocalypse-rabbits-of-negative-euphoria\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jelloapocalypse</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://jelloapocalypse.tumblr.com/post/171695896277/rabbits-of-negative-euphoria-the-mighty-birdy\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">jelloapocalypse</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://rabbits-of-negative-euphoria.tumblr.com/post/171262565583/the-mighty-birdy-pain-and-missouri\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">rabbits-of-negative-euphoria</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://the-mighty-birdy.tumblr.com/post/171255793598/pain-and-missouri-pain-and-missouri-a-hitman\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">the-mighty-birdy</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://pain-and-missouri.tumblr.com/post/171255666550/pain-and-missouri-a-hitman-who-advertises-his\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pain-and-missouri</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://pain-and-missouri.tumblr.com/post/171255607360/a-hitman-who-advertises-his-services-the-way-a\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">pain-and-missouri</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does</p></blockquote>\n<p>\u201cUm hey guys. I\u2019ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I\u2019d really appreciate it if you\u2019d consider commissioning me.\u201d</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Stabbings: $45</p>\n<p>Gunshots: $100</p>\n<p>Poisonings: $200</p>\n<p>Thanks you guys please share if you can!\u00a0\n\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\n<br/><br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Commissions I will NOT take:</p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc4e Kids (Teens are fine tho)</p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc4e Bystanders</p>\n<p>\ud83d\udc4e Other Hitmen</p>\n<p><br/></p>\n<p>If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls \u2728</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME &gt;_&gt; I\u2019ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don\u2019t know what to do??</p>\n<p>PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>repeat after me:</p>\n<p>MURDER\n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\n THEFT \n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\nIS \n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\nA\n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\n WORSE\n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\n CRIME\n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\n THAN\n\n\ud83d\udc4f REGULAR\u00a0 \ud83d\udc4f\n\n MURDER\u00a0\n\n\ud83d\udc4f\n\n</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>Credits to the murderer</p>\n</blockquote>"}