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Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the...

maeamian:

maeamian:

Ah, time for my one Pride joke: I was talking to a conservative the other day and they asked me “How come Pride has to be in the summer? It should be in September when the kids are back in school and don’t have to see it” but I pointed out it’s right there in the bible, Pride cometh before the Fall

The joke is that I would ever talk to a fucking conservative

I ever tell how last year Tinder offered me a 19-year-old named like “Sephirota” to swipe on and I just closed out and put my phone to sleep?

Tagged: yes obviously i have my tinder set down to nineteen year olds they're fuckable as hell