{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "tfw cursed with the German writing style to the point where I massively dial it back and still end up with semicolons in most...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185446031388/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres.tumblr.com/post/185445626635/tfw-cursed-with-the-german-writing-style-to-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>tfw cursed with the German writing style to the point where I massively dial it back and still end up with semicolons in most sentences</p><p>(when I don\u2019t dial it back\u2026 I wish I\u2019d saved the one thing, think it was in a comments section somewhere and Anissimov quoted it for More Right which hasn\u2019t existed for years so welp, there were like, nine semicolons and five em dashes <i>in one sentence</i>)</p><p>(don\u2019t read Carlyle in your formative writing period)</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>I remember in third grade NOT learning subject-object-predicate grammar (acing grammar tests instead on the basis of &ldquo;if you say it to yourself, which way to put this is obviously correct?&rdquo;)  and instead learning that the nesting order of parentheses was (round [square {curly}])</p>"}