{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Someone on Nextdoor individually put all their goldfish in the pet registry, as if I\u2019m going to be walking down the street one...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185348935083/", "html": "<p>Someone on Nextdoor individually put all their goldfish in the pet registry, as if I\u2019m going to be walking down the street one day and run across one who escaped and have to return it</p>"}