{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185262366053/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://deepfriedtwinkie.tumblr.com/post/182876358350/showerthoughtsofficial-history-class-is-really\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">deepfriedtwinkie</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://showerthoughtsofficial.tumblr.com/post/182875882258/history-class-is-really-just-catching-you-up-to\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">showerthoughtsofficial</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>History class is really just catching you up to speed on everything you missed before you were born.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>Previously On\u2026\u2026\u2026uh\u2026just\u2026.fucking everything</p>\n</blockquote>"}