{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "17th May 2019", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/184934923738/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://morlock-holmes.tumblr.com/post/184934866010/i-know-saying-this-kind-of-thing-tends-to-devalue\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">morlock-holmes</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined.tumblr.com/post/184930190806/i-know-saying-this-kind-of-thing-tends-to-devalue\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://dankmemeuniversity.tumblr.com/post/184905242184\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">dankmemeuniversity</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"421\" data-orig-width=\"750\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_prkd3lytAd1umkyqy_540_5558cf7af64f.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"421\" data-orig-width=\"750\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>i know saying this kind of thing tends to devalue the important work researchers do but\u2026\u2026\u2026\u2026 i kinda feel like i could\u2019ve guessed that cocaine is bad for eels<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>\u201cEels probably shouldn\u2019t do cocaine\u201d is probably self-evident.</p><p>\u201cThere is enough cocaine washing into the Thames to have a major environmental effect\u201d probably isn\u2019t.</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>They&rsquo;re all slippery smooth muscle tube to begin with, imagine how bad the stepped-on stuff makes <i>them</i> shit</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_prkd3lytAd1umkyqy_540_5558cf7af64f.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 303}