i know saying this kind of thing tends to devalue the important work researchers do but………… i kinda feel like i could’ve guessed that cocaine is bad for eels
“Eels probably shouldn’t do cocaine” is probably self-evident.
“There is enough cocaine washing into the Thames to have a major environmental effect” probably isn’t.
They’re all slippery smooth muscle tube to begin with, imagine how bad the stepped-on stuff makes them shit
