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kontextmaschine:

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On the one hand, it is of course the policy of this blog that I have a rightful claim on all followers as groupies, and all-non-followers too, that honestly everyone in the world owes to me whatever I goddamn want on demand in recognition of my amazingness

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On the other hand am I like the only person with any social media following who doesn\u2019t recruit my followers to extract sex from? Is that what I\u2019m doing wrong?

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I gotta admit it puzzles me to see the groupie thing still works even over social media, like I can understand getting swept away by the animal magnetism of whatever rock star whose dressing room you snuck into after the show but some guy who makes videos reviewing Japanese candy or something slides into your DMs saying nudes? ;) really isn\u2019t quite the same thing is it

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I mean, monetizeyourcat actively made a trope of \u201cI live in trash\u201d and \u201cI am so obese I wear two hospital gowns tied together\u201d, in an epistolary medium intelligence counts for a lot of charisma

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