shrine to the prophet of americana

On the one hand, it is of course the policy of this blog that I have a rightful claim on all followers as groupies, and...

argumate:

kontextmaschine:

On the one hand, it is of course the policy of this blog that I have a rightful claim on all followers as groupies, and all-non-followers too, that honestly everyone in the world owes to me whatever I goddamn want on demand in recognition of my amazingness

On the other hand am I like the only person with any social media following who doesn’t recruit my followers to extract sex from? Is that what I’m doing wrong?

I gotta admit it puzzles me to see the groupie thing still works even over social media, like I can understand getting swept away by the animal magnetism of whatever rock star whose dressing room you snuck into after the show but some guy who makes videos reviewing Japanese candy or something slides into your DMs saying nudes? ;) really isn’t quite the same thing is it

I mean, monetizeyourcat actively made a trope of “I live in trash” and “I am so obese I wear two hospital gowns tied together”, in an epistolary medium intelligence counts for a lot of charisma