{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "On the one hand, it is of course the policy of this blog that I have a rightful claim on all followers as groupies, and...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/184775806863/", "html": "<p>On the one hand, it is of course the policy of this blog that I have a rightful claim on all followers as groupies, and all-non-followers too, that honestly everyone in the world owes to me whatever I goddamn want on demand in recognition of my amazingness</p><p>On the other hand am I like the <i>only</i> person with any social media following who <i>doesn\u2019t</i> recruit my followers to extract sex from? Is that what I\u2019m doing wrong?<br/></p>"}