{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I will now proceed to make fun of people running in the 2020 election", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/184728347108/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/184728191894/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727980113/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727907573/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727862628/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727793813/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727718713/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727676758/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727664033/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727597508/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727537833/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727489768/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://wordcubed.tumblr.com/post/184727475678/i-will-now-proceed-to-make-fun-of-people-running\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wordcubed</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://ballotpedia.org/Presidential_candidates,_2020\" target=\"_blank\">https://ballotpedia.org/Presidential_candidates,_2020</a></p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"807\" data-orig-height=\"57\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr5zeawSqo1svkt8v_1280_fd352a7ae3ee.png\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"807\" data-orig-height=\"57\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"684\" data-orig-height=\"287\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr5zkm3OyA1svkt8v_1280_d38823e0fc64.jpg\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"684\" data-orig-height=\"287\"/></figure><p>Nevermind, post cancelled. <br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"75\" data-orig-width=\"822\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr603r2mIf1svkt8v_1280_c003a3c73da6.png\" data-orig-height=\"75\" data-orig-width=\"822\"/></figure><h2>Is America ready for its first vegan president?<br/>\n</h2>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Special mention: people who accidentally registered themselves twice.<br/></p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"887\" data-orig-height=\"127\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr6064vsH51svkt8v_1280_b0503cebb4f2.png\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"887\" data-orig-height=\"127\"/></figure><figure data-orig-width=\"817\" data-orig-height=\"117\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr60583gk41svkt8v_1280_9099a82bd728.png\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"817\" data-orig-height=\"117\"/></figure><h2>Can you split the vote\u2026 with yourself?<br/>\n</h2>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"362\" data-orig-width=\"880\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr60cjPpkm1svkt8v_1280_71e4d3d7861b.png\" data-orig-height=\"362\" data-orig-width=\"880\"/></figure><p>There are too many Patricks in this race, including <i>two </i>Patrick Michaels, for an incredible ratio of \n2 Michaels\n\nto 4 non-Michaels.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>There are <i>22 people</i> with the first name \u201cMichael\u201d running and what I\u2019m saying is that people named Michael need to be oppressed more.<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"77\" data-orig-width=\"890\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr60ltAPlE1svkt8v_1280_083fefe0f65d.png\" data-orig-height=\"77\" data-orig-width=\"890\"/></figure><p>See, PewDiePie isn\u2019t a Nazi, he\u2019s a communist. Checkmate, leftists!</p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"72\" data-orig-width=\"815\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr60ovPNI71svkt8v_1280_2a19e204459f.png\" data-orig-height=\"72\" data-orig-width=\"815\"/></figure><p>Finally, somebody representing the interests of AOL chat rooms.<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"77\" data-orig-width=\"812\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr60v9DYAP1svkt8v_1280_938f8c7ea282.png\" data-orig-height=\"77\" data-orig-width=\"812\"/></figure><h2>Suggested running mate: Sexy Vegan<br/>\n</h2>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"75\" data-orig-width=\"1020\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr60zyLEvc1svkt8v_1280_d5a4b16e1dae.png\" data-orig-height=\"75\" data-orig-width=\"1020\"/></figure><p>yo dog I heard you like people over politics, so this person\u2019s running in the people over the politics political party during a political election.</p>\n<p style=\"\">Also their name is \u201cMaster Butler\u201d.<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"72\" data-orig-width=\"877\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr616w8FOc1svkt8v_1280_1e8b54805db2.png\" data-orig-height=\"72\" data-orig-width=\"877\"/></figure><p>Support soda sales: bring back Prohibition!<br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1085\" data-orig-height=\"70\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pr61ahsjNA1svkt8v_1280_5bc36d49b36d.png\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1085\" data-orig-height=\"70\"/></figure><p>Step 1: choose <i>one</i> religion for your national party</p>\n<p>Step 2: failed step 1</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>this is why we\u2019re not doing a prediction market for this election.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>remember how in 2015 a 15-year-old boy registered himself running as \u201cDeez Nuts\u201d and we realized that even though everyone knew what was going on there was no actual mechanism to stop it, and that set the tone for the rest of the election?</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pr5zeawSqo1svkt8v_1280_fd352a7ae3ee.png", "thumbnail_width": 807, "thumbnail_height": 57}