Special mention: people who accidentally registered themselves twice.
Can you split the vote… with yourself?
There are too many Patricks in this race, including two Patrick Michaels, for an incredible ratio of
2 Michaels
to 4 non-Michaels.
There are 22 people with the first name “Michael” running and what I’m saying is that people named Michael need to be oppressed more.
See, PewDiePie isn’t a Nazi, he’s a communist. Checkmate, leftists!
Finally, somebody representing the interests of AOL chat rooms.
Suggested running mate: Sexy Vegan
yo dog I heard you like people over politics, so this person’s running in the people over the politics political party during a political election.
Also their name is “Master Butler”.
Support soda sales: bring back Prohibition!
Step 1: choose one religion for your national party
Step 2: failed step 1
this is why we’re not doing a prediction market for this election.
remember how in 2015 a 15-year-old boy registered himself running as “Deez Nuts” and we realized that even though everyone knew what was going on there was no actual mechanism to stop it, and that set the tone for the rest of the election?
