{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Just like how Whitewater is the best Pat Lawlor pinball table even tho pat lawlor didn\u2019t design it\n(cross-field upper flipper...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/184709546468/", "html": "<p>Just like how Whitewater is the best Pat Lawlor pinball table even tho pat lawlor didn\u2019t design it</p><p><br/></p><p>(cross-field upper flipper shot for the jackpot, a 3-ball multiball restartable as 2-ball, a 2-ball that could be picked up from a 5-slot mystery, shot counters and mini-modes on every shot, an orbit shot through the pops)</p><p>Dusty Springfield\u2019s \u201cSon of a Preacher Man\u201d was the best Phil Spector soul song even if Phil Spector didn\u2019t produce it</p><p>Shame about Phil Spector, #MeTooed before his time just for shooting a disposable waitress dead</p>"}