Just like how Whitewater is the best Pat Lawlor pinball table even tho pat lawlor didn’t design it

(cross-field upper flipper shot for the jackpot, a 3-ball multiball restartable as 2-ball, a 2-ball that could be picked up from a 5-slot mystery, shot counters and mini-modes on every shot, an orbit shot through the pops)

Dusty Springfield’s “Son of a Preacher Man” was the best Phil Spector soul song even if Phil Spector didn’t produce it

Shame about Phil Spector, #MeTooed before his time just for shooting a disposable waitress dead