No anon, I’m not just bragging about going to the Ivy League, acapella is seriously an Ivy-specific threat, each school had like five of these groups that were each like 12 guys that were somehow simultaneously the most insufferable prep school bros and the uncoolest dorks and the corniest dads, and once a week you’d be walking to your 10:10 trying to wake up and these guys would be posted up in some bottleneck you had to walk through standing in a circle wearing blazers and singing a novelty arrangement of Britney Spears’ Toxic while one Eric Trump-looking motherfucker scampered around like a monkey making mouth SFX like Michael Winslow in Police Academy