{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I may seem useless sometimes, but I did protect this timeline from the horrors of updog", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/184201306913/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/183804986134/i-may-seem-useless-sometimes-but-i-did-protect\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://skarosdrones.tumblr.com/post/183804555227/i-may-seem-useless-sometimes-but-i-did-protect\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">skarosdrones</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/183804422124/i-may-seem-useless-sometimes-but-i-did-protect\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>I may seem useless sometimes, but I <i>did</i> protect this timeline from the horrors of updog</p></blockquote>\n<p>what\u2019s updog?</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p><i>exactly.</i></p>\n</blockquote>"}