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What will it take to convince Tumblr's ad system that I don't have Hodgkins Lymphoma?

deusvulture:

deusvulture:

deusvulture:

What will it take to convince Tumblr’s ad system that I don’t have Hodgkins Lymphoma?

Motherfucker! I thought we were done with this!

The thrilling saga continues:

I guess Twitter ads have decided that I’m a hemophiliac?

Oh, I remember an ad campaign for like, Multiple Sclerosis maybe? That actually played to tumblr spoonsy discourse pretty well.

That might be a thing, like the tumblr audience is so broad that full-platform campaigns can’t target them with ads for something they’d have to be convinced to want, but you can run public health campaigns since disease’ll hit them at the same rate as anyone, and they’re predisposed to appeals to vulnerability?

Tagged: this is an ad on tumblr dot com