{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "When you think about it the 30 years war was about whether we could vore Jesus", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/183952568854/", "html": "

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When you think about it the 30 years war was about whether we could vore Jesus

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(youth pastor voice) when you think about it the 30 years war was about whether we could vore Jesus

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(youth pastor voice) now I know ya kids and ya krinks nowadays I\u2019m hip I\u2019m cool, to the krinks, and I want you to think, in Protestantism and Protestantism only, can we vore both Jesus\u2019 blood, and his body,

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(youth pastor voice) ya know what gets me \u201chorngry\u201d? The thought of voring Jesus'blood, and his body, with my thrussy

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(me, the person next to you on a transatlantic flight voice) hey you ever think about how transubstantiation is just vore? Like it\u2019s a religious practice that goes back centuries but it\u2019s straight up a kink now how fucked is that

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