{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "You could seriously just waltz into a high school dance and dump a pint flask of whiskey in the gigantic clam-edges punch bowl...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/183835274953/", "html": "<p>You could seriously just waltz into a high school dance and dump a pint flask of whiskey in the gigantic clam-edges punch bowl these days, the trope\u2019s so old people forgot about it</p>"}