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thyrell:

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theloa:

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lucentgallivanter:

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benfoldsone:

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this is some horror movie shit

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#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

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Examining the other evidence, we find:

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  • Feeds other people his own blood
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  • An affinity for crucifixes
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  • Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it
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Shows up uninvited in people\u2019s houses
Can\u2019t turn into a bat

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ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

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