{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Haha, walking down the street I did that thing where you land your left foot with the inner 2/3 on solid ground but the outer...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/183158467583/", "html": "<p>Haha, walking down the street I did that thing where you land your left foot with the inner 2/3 on solid ground but the outer 1/3 on lower so your ankle rotates outwards so you sprain it and faceplant</p><p>(not really faceplant, one of my 5 most important lessons in life, when I was in elementary school regularly climbing/dropping out of trees my paratrooper father taught me how to land a fall by rolling, turning linear momentum into rotational momentum)</p><p>Well I started this out with \u201cHaha\u201d to triumphantly \u201cown\u201d my failure but actually no, it really sucks having weak ankles like this, it started before I was even \u201cgetting old\u201d and it only gets worse<br/></p>"}