Haha, walking down the street I did that thing where you land your left foot with the inner 2/3 on solid ground but the outer 1/3 on lower so your ankle rotates outwards so you sprain it and faceplant

(not really faceplant, one of my 5 most important lessons in life, when I was in elementary school regularly climbing/dropping out of trees my paratrooper father taught me how to land a fall by rolling, turning linear momentum into rotational momentum)

Well I started this out with “Haha” to triumphantly “own” my failure but actually no, it really sucks having weak ankles like this, it started before I was even “getting old” and it only gets worse