shrine to the prophet of americana

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

comicsansstein:

kontextmaschine:

tennessee-titan9174743937496765:

dreamhouse777:

tennessee-titan9174743937496765:

dreamhouse777:

tennessee-titan9174743937496765:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

rcktpwr:

dreamhouse777:

I wish I was HOT but instead I’m CURSED! Oh what a hand I’ve been dealt

*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we’re breaking this curse tonight

*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas….the curse is within…..*burps up a toad*

hm… this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

Hold on I’m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

HOGHGUYIAWAHAHHAWIWIGOGOGOHUJUJUJUJJUJJAHAHAHHAHAAAA

Ok breaking rp again this one is kind of scary :(

AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEYAYAYAYYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I just realized tennesee-titan was specifically quoting Enigma’s “Return to Innocence” (from the Pure Moods commercials) in all of these posts, listen around 1:32

Are you shitting me? How?

I’m serious about those commercials, depending on your media diet you would hear that chant around four times a day every day in the mid-90s, it became the go-to example of “mystic chant”, which I think is why tennesee-titan used it and I recognized it

There’s an article to be written about the “exotic flavor” trends of the mid-90s, after the “white American nation” had secured its retreat to the suburbs and reconsolidated a cable-TV multiplex hegemony over culture – this and Enya and “world music” and Riverdance and alt-country and all sorts of yin-yang and mandala and Tibetan prayer-flag imagery around like, Snapple-alike brands

(the article would be called “Return to Innocence”, obv)

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