{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "What if life had loading screens.\n You walk into Walmart, and it\u2019s just like", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/182946400093/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://arcadetheatre.tumblr.com/post/182901103682/what-if-life-had-loading-screens-you-walk-into\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">arcadetheatre</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>What if life had loading screens.</p>\n<p>You walk into Walmart, and it\u2019s just like</p>\n<figure data-orig-width=\"1920\" data-orig-height=\"1080\" class=\"tmblr-full\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pn58x43QCF1rzo9sd_540_81752015d67a.png\" alt=\"image\" data-orig-width=\"1920\" data-orig-height=\"1080\"/></figure></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pn58x43QCF1rzo9sd_540_81752015d67a.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 304}