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dreamhouse777:

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rcktpwr:

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dreamhouse777:

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I wish I was HOT but instead I\u2019m CURSED! Oh what a hand I\u2019ve been dealt

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*etching fresh runes on my greatsword* we\u2019re breaking this curse tonight

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*drapes arm dramatically over my eyes* alas\u2026.the curse is within\u2026..*burps up a toad*

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hm\u2026 this is not a problem i can solve with my greatsword so im a little lost

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AYEYEYAYAYYOUHUHUHOHOHOUIIIIIIIIGH

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Hold on I\u2019m breaking rp that wizard has NO BUSINESS being this built

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HOGHGUYIAWAHAHHAWIWIGOGOGOHUJUJUJUJJUJJAHAHAHHAHAAAA

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Ok breaking rp again this one is kind of scary :(

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AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEYAYAYAYYAYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGAGAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I just realized tennesee-titan was specifically quoting Enigma\u2019s \u201cReturn to Innocence\u201d (from the Pure Moods commercials) in all of these posts, listen around 1:32

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