{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "full-on Red Scare at this bar tonight, the girl bartender with blonde hair and mild dark eye makeup is all \u201cthe Balkans were...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/182678073523/", "html": "<p>full-on Red Scare at this bar tonight, the girl bartender with blonde hair and mild dark eye makeup is all \u201cthe Balkans were complicated\u201d</p><p>While the blonder w/dark roots and darker eye sockets flits about</p><p>\u201csomeone was talking bout a Serbian holocaust\u2026 she\u2019s from Kosovo can you imagine\u201d</p><p>\u201cThe biggest problem about the Roman Legions\u201d</p><p>\u201cSeasonally, from their territories, they had to pay taxes\u201d</p>"}