{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If I had to hit the genpop dating market the first thing I\u2019d do is take apart my bed, hide the parts, and leave the mattress on...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/182675477323/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres.tumblr.com/post/182675307540/gasmaskaesthetic-ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres-if\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://gasmaskaesthetic.tumblr.com/post/182675262382/ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres-if-i-had-to-hit-the\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">gasmaskaesthetic</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres.tumblr.com/post/182674912560/if-i-had-to-hit-the-genpop-dating-market-the-first\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">ponteh2dhh1ksdiwesph2tres</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>If I had to hit the genpop dating market the first thing I\u2019d do is take apart my bed, hide the parts, and leave the mattress on the floor</p></blockquote>\n\n<p>What does a floor mattress filter for? </p>\n</blockquote>\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"683\" data-orig-width=\"540\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pmnaysAjBU1vj4kkg_540_004d2171d438.png\" data-orig-height=\"683\" data-orig-width=\"540\"/></figure>\n</blockquote><p>last I checked it\u2019s like not til the $400 mark to get a frame that\u2019s aesthetically and functionally <i>equal</i> to putting it on the floor</p><p>originally the thing with european wood-slat frames were they were differentialy laminated and steam-treated to create a spring constant equal to box springs, then IKEA realized it was just a cheap way to ship and sell a bed</p>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pmnaysAjBU1vj4kkg_540_004d2171d438.png", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 683}