Yeah, and Goa wasn’t always Goa, and the Caribbean islands used to be plantation economies

(every Michael Crichton book is 2 recent scientific/technological developments plus 1 recent sociocultural development, “Caribbean islands pivoting to tourist economies” is the sociocultural backdrop of Jurassic Park)

But still I find it hilarious to imagine these girls in racerbacks and shades and undercuts and whatever tacky merch lesbian bachelorette parties wear wandering around a backwater farmers’ market with a hangover