{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The Elizabeth Warren stuff reminds me, my family\u2019s got the reverse story, no legend of native heritage but then my mom got into...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/182490234763/", "html": "<p>The Elizabeth Warren stuff reminds me, my family\u2019s got the reverse story, no legend of native heritage but then my mom got into genaeology and found some anyway.</p><p>(Which is one reason I won\u2019t bother to go Mormon even if I\u2019m realizing my prophetic Americanism comes close \u2013 if I die and it turns out they were right, I\u2019m well-documented enough now that they\u2019ll <a href=\"http://monetizeyourcat.tumblr.com/post/49268716553/if-youre-seriously-curious-about-your-ancestry\" target=\"_blank\">postmortem baptize</a> and invite me in shortly after, anyway. The other reason is that as an Irish mystic, my prophetic power is <i>strengthened</i> by liquor.)</p><p>As in, one of my ancestors was a surveyor in the, this woulda been 18th or early 19th centuries, when the federal government was capitalizing itself by auctioning off land around the unsettled now-Midwest.</p><p>So land speculators would hire him, and he\u2019d go west past the pale of settlement and report back what was there \u2013 \u201c<i>this</i> area has shit drainage, <i>this</i> valley\u2019s nice but the only route out is a river with bad rapids, there\u2019s copper veins breaking the surface <i>here</i>, <i>this</i> looks okay but the trees suggest acidic soil, <b>THIS</b> is the quality farmland you want\u201d, etc. So his patrons would buy that and turn around and flip it to a church congregation or for-profit \u201ctown promoter\u201d to organize and recruit settlers.</p><p>And once he went out for 2 or 3 years and came back with a wife that the registry in his hometown church just put down as \u201can Indian Maiden\u201d.</p><p>If I really dig into it I could maybe figure out where his route was that trip and guess at who she\u2019s from but honestly it\u2019s not meaningful to me. Anyone with roots deep enough in America (three signers of the Declaration of Independence, right here) usually has some native ancestry on a branch <i>somewhere</i>.</p>"}