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comicgeekscomicgeek:

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siderealsandman:

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merylisk:

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hlwim:

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ugh how the fuck do you cover letter

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Greetings, Exalted One. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Luke Skywalker, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Solo.

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I know that you are powerful, mighty Jabba, and that your anger with Solo must be equally powerful. I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo\u2019s life.

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With your wisdom, I\u2019m sure that we can work out an arrangement which will be mutually beneficial and enable us to avoid any unpleasant confrontation.

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As a token of my goodwill, I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.

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  1. Polite greeting (Greetings, Exalted One)
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  2. Self-Introduction (I am Luke Skywalker)\u00a0
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  3. Establish Credentials (Jedi Knight)\u00a0
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  4. Explain how you learned of this opportunity (Friend to Captain Solo)\u00a0
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  5. Establish Purpose (I seek an audience with Your Greatness to bargain for Solo\u2019s life.)
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  6. Show what you can bring to the organization ( I present to you a gift: these two droids. Both are hardworking and will serve you well.)
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This actually maps really well.

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