{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So, responses to \u201ctell me what you think my type is\u201d:\nThe face generated by a computer blending every Sassy Magazine cover into...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/181968500598/", "html": "<p>So, responses to \u201ctell me what you think my type is\u201d:</p><ul><li>The face generated by a computer blending every Sassy Magazine cover into a single image</li></ul><p>I looked this up and while it was informative on where some of my taste comes <i>from</i>, \u201cthe 90s\u201d is not actually my sexual orientation</p><ul><li>Kontext type could either be zen bomb technician, or brittle intellectual property lawyer, or congenial veterinarian cat loving catch! Just guess </li></ul><p>Competent yet vulnerable, that\u2019s part of it</p><ul><li>Alternatively, anyone who looks like Alex Mack in a backwards hat (applies to any and all genders)</li><li>The same type as Joss Whedon has</li></ul><p>Competent yet vulnerable and <i>could beat me up</i></p><ul><li>Nubile flaxen blondes standing in cornfields ironically</li><li>Mid-90&rsquo;s alt-rock chick who is either a VJ or has a video in heavy rotation on MuchMusic</li><li>Bonnie Abbzug, but like, cosmopolitan and sensible</li><li>Trad AF with subculture trappings</li><li>Amelie but as a quirky portlander instead of a quirky parisian</li></ul><p>None of these felt right but when I asked myself it was more like a 2005 Saddle Creek-type hipster in braids and prairie skirt (who went to Coachella, and probably wore a headdress, but before either were a <i>thing</i>), and that\u2019s basically the point all of those are <i>orbiting</i> so. Wisdom of crowds.</p>"}