So, responses to “tell me what you think my type is”:

• The face generated by a computer blending every Sassy Magazine cover into a single image

I looked this up and while it was informative on where some of my taste comes from, “the 90s” is not actually my sexual orientation

• Kontext type could either be zen bomb technician, or brittle intellectual property lawyer, or congenial veterinarian cat loving catch! Just guess

Competent yet vulnerable, that’s part of it

• Alternatively, anyone who looks like Alex Mack in a backwards hat (applies to any and all genders)
• The same type as Joss Whedon has

Competent yet vulnerable and could beat me up

• Nubile flaxen blondes standing in cornfields ironically
• Mid-90’s alt-rock chick who is either a VJ or has a video in heavy rotation on MuchMusic
• Bonnie Abbzug, but like, cosmopolitan and sensible
• Trad AF with subculture trappings
• Amelie but as a quirky portlander instead of a quirky parisian

None of these felt right but when I asked myself it was more like a 2005 Saddle Creek-type hipster in braids and prairie skirt (who went to Coachella, and probably wore a headdress, but before either were a thing), and that’s basically the point all of those are orbiting so. Wisdom of crowds.