barista t-shirt that reads “you wouldn’t like me after you’ve had your coffee!!!”
barista t-shirt that reads “you wouldn’t like me after you’ve had your coffee!!!”
barista t-shirt that reads “I won’t like you regardless of when you’ve had your coffee”
I kind of feel like originally back in prehistory someone fetishised a barista but like the big bang that collapsed in a matter of femtoseconds into a meta-fetish based on the barista being hit on all the time and holding their customers in utter contempt as a result, making the barista and even more fetishisable object of unattainable desire, and so on and so forth.
Oh no this was something that Friends totally had right, coffeehouses would hire you for how great your tits looked on display, but in a “natural” sense not obvious décolletage
It’s funny how that split into Starbucks that used to have a logo with her titties out and legs spread but now mass-market interchangeable
And the also-from-Seattle blue-collar drive-thru commuter coffee shacks that are now topless in Washington (pushing into Oregon) and bikini-topped in Oregon (pushing into California)