{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I Know What's Best For The Health of My Family, And It's Magical Thinking", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/181771778518/", "html": "<a href=\"http://reductress.com/post/i-know-whats-best-for-the-health-of-my-family-and-its-magical-thinking/\">I Know What's Best For The Health of My Family, And It's Magical Thinking</a>\n<p>Best subculture-bound successor to The Onion, cause The Onion\u2019s college-town \u201calternative\u201d Madison origins turned out to only be a subculture after all</p><p><br/></p><p>X  Reductress</p><p>X The Babylon Bee</p><p>X The Hard Times</p><p>X wait tumblr doesn\u2019t do polls</p>"}