{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "as your boyfriend cums shudderingly all over you: oh, are you triggered?? did that trigger you, you little bitch? your hands are...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/181100330618/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/181072778909/as-your-boyfriend-cums-shudderingly-all-over-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p>as your boyfriend cums shudderingly all over you: oh, are you triggered?? did that <i>trigger</i> you, you little bitch? your hands are shaking and you have to log off now huh? fuckin\u2019 snowflake</p></blockquote><p>the most important post of 2018 imho</p>"}