haha thinking about growing up in SE Pennsylvania and a few times as a kid in the 80s-90s went to Dutch Wonderland, the kiddie theme park in Amish country in Lancaster County

and it was volkisch as fuck with its Bavarian shingle rooves and accouterments

but then the last time I went in the early 90s they had been like “welp better sell out for some branding” just like Dorney Park sold out to Peanuts and Six Flags sold out to WB, so Dutch Wonderland sold out to Frito-Lay (who had a plant nearby) so the mini-railroad that ran around the perimeter was now Chester Cheetah-themed