{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "that also applies to the anus, no?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/180976427393/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: that also applies to the anus, no?</div>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"/post/180975537673/\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>I have no idea what this is responding to but it\u2019s a great \u201cChrist, what an asshole\u201d response to any one of my posts</p></blockquote><p><p>&gt;invertedporcupine said: This is clearly about <a href=\"/post/180975241248/\" target=\"_blank\">your \u201cme, smoking weed\u201d post</a>.</p><p>Ah. Sorry, I\u2019d just smoked a bunch of weed</p><p>Yeah, I guess the colon\u2019s folds could count as fractal even if they\u2019re not branched, and it\u2019s not as good as the lungs but better than down the stomach and through the acid as administration routes go, I know suppositories and in the 90s I used to hear of people vaporising MDMA with a lighter through tinfoil and blowing up someone\u2019s ass</p><p>Can\u2019t create much vacuum though, no reverse fart. Maybe if you trained as a bottom.</p><p>Then there is the older porn trope of getting a girl drunk with an upturned bottle of sake or liquor in her cooch </p><p>Mucous membranes, that\u2019s what it is, reminds me about the song I composed about insufflation for high school health class:</p><p><i><b>Insufflation</b></i></p><p>(to the tune of <i>Frere Jacques</i>)</p><p>Insufflation!</p><p>Insufflation!</p><p>Up the nose!</p><p>Up the nose!</p><p>Through the mucous membrane</p><p>Through the mucous membrane</p><p>There it goes</p><p>There it goes</p></p>"}