shrine to the prophet of americana

me: ::skinning a big cat in RDR Online:: hey remember “cougar”, as a term for older divorcee realtor-type women who preyed on...

isaacsapphire:

kontextmaschine:

me: ::skinning a big cat in RDR Online:: hey remember “cougar”, as a term for older divorcee realtor-type women who preyed on naive younger men for sex and validation

also me: hey remember Stifler’s Mom from American Pie, who

together: ~pRoBlEmAtIcAlLy~

also me: deflowered that one kid to resolve a plot arc and explicitly parallel The Graduate as a way to pass the Sexual Revolution torch to us not to drop but also introduced America to the term “MILF”

Wasn’t “sexually experienced but unattached women” a kind of sex trope basically forever?

The “college widow” was similar;

“Pride of the university

Mimi the college widow

She taught the boys anatomy.

Mimi the college widow,

To know her is to love her, it’s sure.

She laid the cornerstone of knowledge,

Also the whole damn college,

She’s Mimi the college … widow.”

Tagged: the joke is the rhyme scheme implies the last word SHOULD be ‘whore’