{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "So on the occasion of another live-broadcast police chase in LA, a reminder of how to win:\n0. Do your crimes in a stolen car...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/180578866023/", "html": "<p>So on the occasion of another live-broadcast police chase in LA, a reminder of how to win:</p><p>0. Do your crimes in a stolen car that can\u2019t be traced to you, jfc</p><p>1. Drive towards the airport. Helicopters will fall back rather than risk crossing active flight paths.</p><p>2. Ditch your car in a busy area hidden from aerial view - a covered parking structure or tree-shaded area - where your new modality (on foot or jacking another car) can\u2019t be connected to your previous one; move on before police can arrive in enough force to secure a perimeter</p>"}