So on the occasion of another live-broadcast police chase in LA, a reminder of how to win:

0. Do your crimes in a stolen car that can’t be traced to you, jfc

1. Drive towards the airport. Helicopters will fall back rather than risk crossing active flight paths.

2. Ditch your car in a busy area hidden from aerial view - a covered parking structure or tree-shaded area - where your new modality (on foot or jacking another car) can’t be connected to your previous one; move on before police can arrive in enough force to secure a perimeter