{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Reblog if you are one of the following:", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/180568671498/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://iceprincessfrosta.tumblr.com/post/180505033425/reblog-if-you-are-one-of-the-following\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">iceprincessfrosta</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<h1>Reblog if you are one of the following:</h1>\n<p>\u2022Not the guy</p>\n<p>\u2022Not capable of being the guy</p>\n<p>\u2022Had a guy but now you don\u2019t</p>\n<p>\u2022Are Not. The Guy.</p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full tmblr-embed\" data-provider=\"youtube\" data-url=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iyOLh0AAs\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"304\" data-npf=\"{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;video&quot;,&quot;provider&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iyOLh0AAs&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iyOLh0AAs&quot;,&quot;embed_html&quot;:&quot;&lt;iframe width=\\&quot;540\\&quot; height=\\&quot;304\\&quot;  id=\\&quot;youtube_iframe\\&quot; src=\\&quot;https://www.youtube.com/embed/v2iyOLh0AAs?feature=oembed&amp;amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;amp;wmode=opaque\\&quot; frameborder=\\&quot;0\\&quot; allow=\\&quot;accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\\&quot; allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&quot;,&quot;poster&quot;:[{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://66.media.tumblr.com/831de4f04237c0b8801aa3bcd9e75f0c/tumblr_pivoooLvfb1qdlop9_540.jpg&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:480,&quot;height&quot;:360}],&quot;metadata&quot;:{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;v2iyOLh0AAs&quot;},&quot;attribution&quot;:{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;app&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2iyOLh0AAs&quot;,&quot;app_name&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;display_text&quot;:&quot;Elessar - I'm Not That Guy&quot;}}\"><iframe width=\"540\" height=\"304\" id=\"youtube_iframe\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/v2iyOLh0AAs?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" allowfullscreen></iframe></figure><figure class=\"tmblr-full tmblr-embed\" data-provider=\"youtube\" data-url=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mrm5U_MGag\" data-orig-width=\"540\" data-orig-height=\"304\" data-npf=\"{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;video&quot;,&quot;provider&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7mrm5U_MGag&quot;,&quot;embed_url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mrm5U_MGag&quot;,&quot;embed_html&quot;:&quot;&lt;iframe width=\\&quot;540\\&quot; height=\\&quot;304\\&quot;  id=\\&quot;youtube_iframe\\&quot; src=\\&quot;https://www.youtube.com/embed/7mrm5U_MGag?feature=oembed&amp;amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;amp;wmode=opaque\\&quot; frameborder=\\&quot;0\\&quot; allow=\\&quot;autoplay; encrypted-media\\&quot; allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&quot;,&quot;poster&quot;:[{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://66.media.tumblr.com/831de4f04237c0b8801aa3bcd9e75f0c/tumblr_pivoqnO9QQ1qdlop9_540.jpg&quot;,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image/jpeg&quot;,&quot;width&quot;:480,&quot;height&quot;:360}],&quot;metadata&quot;:{&quot;id&quot;:&quot;7mrm5U_MGag&quot;},&quot;attribution&quot;:{&quot;type&quot;:&quot;app&quot;,&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mrm5U_MGag&quot;,&quot;app_name&quot;:&quot;youtube&quot;,&quot;display_text&quot;:&quot;Elessar - I'm So That Guy&quot;}}\"><iframe width=\"540\" height=\"304\" id=\"youtube_iframe\" src=\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/7mrm5U_MGag?feature=oembed&amp;enablejsapi=1&amp;origin=https://safe.txmblr.com&amp;wmode=opaque\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"autoplay; encrypted-media\" allowfullscreen></iframe></figure>"}