me: Jesus, I just noticed how gay Cats was

also me: Broadway musical “pretty gay, actually”, reports cultural critic in scathing exposé

me: Shut up, it was always coded as hella normie. And it’s gay in that precontemporary lonely, upper-class and vaguely British way, I wasn’t sensitive enough to pick up on that when I was like 12

also me: THE PLOT ARC IS A SAD OLD DIVA OUTCAST BEING EXALTED