{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn't have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/180331167703/", "html": "<p><a href=\"http://beka-tiddalik.tumblr.com/post/180196642455/apparently-my-boss-who-is-a-professor-at-my-school\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">beka-tiddalik</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://queenieeegoldstein.tumblr.com/post/180150939342/apparently-my-boss-who-is-a-professor-at-my-school\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">queenieeegoldstein</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://queenieeegoldstein.tumblr.com/post/179962729297/apparently-my-boss-who-is-a-professor-at-my-school\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">queenieeegoldstein</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn\u2019t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it \u201cDavid\u2019s jitterbug\u201d (for those of you that don\u2019t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said \u201cexcuse me I have to take this\u201d and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office </p></blockquote>\n\n<figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"4032\" data-orig-width=\"3024\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_pi9a4xGrtW1r722v9_540_456bb65712f4.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"4032\" data-orig-width=\"3024\"/></figure><p>this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a  button, said \u201cI have to take this\u201d and left </p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>David\u2019s co-workers probably: \u201cThis is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?\u201d</p>\n<p>David: \u201cBold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.\u201d </p>\n</blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_pi9a4xGrtW1r722v9_540_456bb65712f4.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 540, "thumbnail_height": 720}