me: oh wow when Taylor Swift released Red, we still plausibly partied like we were 22 but now that it’s become a quotative experience to us that song is somehow… more real and moving?

also me: you know what Taylor Swift song *should* be more meaningful now? Innocent? Because it’s reassurance that you’re not too far gone into waste to become a proper normie at like, 32, which you’re older than now though

me: well that was her red state tribune phase and anyway she herself is what now

also me: 29, but she’s not making up to hide her age and even though her personal brand is thinner now and it was her apex she’s not even feinting back towards the one where she’s your waifu

me: hey. *our* waifu.