{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, 'what would Gandalf do', and remember, 'beat a man unconscious with a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/180017732513/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://sufficientlylargen.tumblr.com/post/180015637062/if-you-find-yourself-in-times-of-trouble-ask\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">sufficientlylargen</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"https://elethgreenleaf.tumblr.com/post/178548498500/if-you-find-yourself-in-times-of-trouble-ask\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">elethgreenleaf</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://penny-anna.tumblr.com/post/178539193493/if-you-find-yourself-in-times-of-trouble-ask\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">penny-anna</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>If you find yourself in times of trouble, ask yourself, \u2018what would Gandalf do\u2019, and remember, \u2018beat a man unconscious with a big stick\u2019 is a valid answer</p></blockquote>\n<figure data-orig-height=\"125\" data-orig-width=\"285\"><img src=\"/media/tumblr_inline_pfs56gUShm1w8v0vh_540_9d580640d6b2.gif\" data-orig-height=\"125\" data-orig-width=\"285\"/></figure></blockquote>\n<p>When I find myself in times of trouble,<br/>Gandalf Greyhame comes to me,<br/>Wailing on those assholes,<br/>With a tree (with a tree)</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_inline_pfs56gUShm1w8v0vh_540_9d580640d6b2.gif", "thumbnail_width": 285, "thumbnail_height": 125}