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krispythinkings:

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pearlmarley:

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sherlockismyholmesboi:

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hurpthederp:

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thenarator:

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joshunf:

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this guy would survive in movies

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girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

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are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

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well thats the price you pay for fucking terrifying someone

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This whole post is GOLD

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